WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
sweet jesus reblogging again for that insight
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Grant’s the most attractive Mythbuster?
what what WHAT
wAit
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Marek: The La Rogue will fall tonight.
Claire: Only a prophet…or a fool would make such a claim. In your case, it is probably the fool.
Marek: I’m whichever makes you smile like that.
Timeline tho…the writers could not think of a better line than “oh my god”.
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Via Composite Fantasy
Stealing all these from my friend/lifetime enemy Mort, because they are hilarious.
Louis & Twitty had one serious bromance going on
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How The Zero Weeks Of Paid Maternity Leave In The U.S. Compares Globally



